Melrose Place - Austin Style

Melrose Place. Lots of drama. Lots of sex. Lots of incest. Welcome to my apartment complex.

There's the nice guy who keeps stopping by and asking me out. But he's not exciting so it's not happening. But how do you say "stop dropping by to check the temp. of my refrigerator"? I have a feeling I'm not the only girl he does this too.

Then there's guy with the girlfriend who wants to be just "friends" but we all know he's hoping I make the first move. Not happening either. His girlfriend lives in the complex.

Then there's scary stalker guy who is always in the parking lot when I am and always remembers what I was wearing yesterday and who knocks on my door late and night. Freak. For sure not happening.

Oh and don’t get me started on my gay neighbor who shares a bedroom wall with me. Let’s just say, it doesn’t sound like he’s lonely….
Moral of the story? Don’t be TOO nice to your neighbors. They know where you live.